my girlfriend and I bought a dress form off of Craigslist and we’re gonna go pick it up tomorrow this should be funnnn (so naturally I gotta look hella for such an adventure!)
the one in the drivers seat.
He has a chauffeur
that he drives.
And then I realized…
How to become a Japanese Pop Star.
if jesus was here,right now what would he say? well He would probably say “why do i look so white in all these paintings” but,
- Goes to a tumblr early in the morning
- hears electric speed J-pop flaring up
-Closes the window so damn fast and literally runs out of the room
Dildo attached to a Buzz Lightyear attached to a traffic light (at North 7th Medical)
Finally, I see some real art on this website. 10/10.
YOU. ARE. A. TOY!!!!
this is 911 state your emergency
YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD
911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN
YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS
911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER
MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.
YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ
TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING
911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.
yes 911 hello all these people are crazy
this is still going around and it makes me rly happy.
"Alex Stoddard was born in Jacksonville, Florida and spent his childhood growing up in the deep south. He began taking self-portraits at the age of sixteen in the woods behind his Georgian home, and this stirred in him the need to create and express himself through the craft of photography.
His work focuses on the human form and the process of infusing it with natural surroundings. He also strives to create whimsical and surreal portraits.”